I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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