Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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