Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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