So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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Do I have a choice?
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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