Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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