You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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