I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
i need some magic done to my vagina
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Randomize
