Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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