it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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