i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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