I need help removing her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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