is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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