Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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