I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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