oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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