That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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