At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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