Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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