I don't think brook has ever known best
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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Goodbee
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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