No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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