Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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