You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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