I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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