are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i barfeds in our rink
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
