Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I think people are normalizing furries
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