i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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