absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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