Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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