can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
