when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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