Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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