I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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