mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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