Me too!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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