I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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