Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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