im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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