just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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