Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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