normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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