yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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