I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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