How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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