he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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