just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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