That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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