The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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