Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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