how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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