He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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