I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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