I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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