You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
