weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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