turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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